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Thanks for keeping your germ-infested hands away from my shit. - Greeting cards...
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I'd be much more into your birthday if it was my birthday. - Greeting cards and...
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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals - Greeting cards...
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Victor Hugo's Cosette from the original publication of Les Miserables (1862). -...
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May your favorite football team's victory not contribute to your fantasy team's...
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I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations...
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Hilarious parody of medication advertising. Show the world how you are feeling....
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Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first. - Greeting cards and...
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Glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me. - Greeting cards...
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Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health....
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Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health....
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I'm not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old...